| Someone: | haha who's making you smile at your phone like that ;) |
| Me: | i checked neko atsume and there's fifteen cats |
Hahahahaha omg I can’t stop laughing at these Scottish tweets “WTf no am no”
(Source: hellou.co.uk, via northwangerabbey)
Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as you).
Rule 5 from The Sad Ghost Club’s Guide to Not Being Sad: Keep Moving Forward.
It’s been exactly two months and I’m so angry at myself that I’m still so hurt by the breakup. Like why can’t I just get over it instead of laying awake every night trying to understand how someone could look you in the eyes and tell you all the ways they love you and then say they don’t less than 48 hours later? How does someone wake up one day and realize they aren’t in love with the person they were in love with before they fell asleep? Ugh, I’m so tired of feeling so pathetic (and I really miss having sex) and I don’t know how to get over this UGH